Tidak Mendengar Suara Apapun

Ada seorang pria di rumah sakit jiwa. Sepanjang hari, dia menempelkan telinganya ke tembok, seperti mendengarkan sesuatu. Seorang dokter penasaran melihatnya seperti itu tiap hari.Dokter itu akhirnya memutuskan untuk mencari tahu apa yang dia dengar dari balik tembok itu. Dia menempelkan telinganya ke tembok, tetapi tidak mendengar apa-apa."Aku tidak mendengar suara apa-apa kok," katanya kepada si pasien.Dengan wajah serius si pasien menjawab, "Iya, Dok, aku tahu kok. Dan memang sudah berbulan-bulan tidak ada suara apapun dari dalam sana."

Telepon Ajaib Untuk Keluarga Cendana

Ceritanya setelah Pak Harto meninggal anak-anaknya ngerasa kehilangan bgt, buat melepas stress Tutut liburan ke Amerika. Di Amerika dia ketemu temen lamanya si Inem dan akhirnya si Tutut curhat sama si InemTutut : "Nem gua kesepian banget nih semenjak bokap meninggal."Inem : "Sabar ya tut, oh iya gua denger di amerika dah di temuin telpon canggih buat nelpon ke Akhirat, tapi pulsanya mahal banget tut."Tutut : "Ah yang bener lu nem ayo deh anterin gua beli tuh telpon, tidak apa-apa deh mahal, gua kan kaya, yang penting gua bisa ngobatin kangen sama bokap."Akhirnya si tutut beli tuh telpon, trus dibawa ke rumahnya. Sampe dirumahnya di tes ternyata bener dia bisa ngomong sama bokapnya, trus akhirnya semua keluarganya pada ikut ngomong. Waktu selesai semuanya ngomong akhirnya si tutut jadi kepikiran sama tagihan telponnya, soalnya total pembicaraan semuanya lebih dari 6 jam. Akhirnya dia nelpon Operator buat nanya tagihannya, Ternyata kata operator tagihan cuman Rp. 53,000. tutut kaget kok murah banget akhirnya dia nelpon operator lagi buat mastiin kalo tarifnya emang murah. Kalo bener murah dia pengen nelpon lagi.Tutut : "Ooi mister bener tuh tagihannya cuman 53 ribu, murah banget, coba cek lagi deh."Operator :" Oke deh saya cek, tutup aja bu nanti saya hubungin"Setelah 5 menit akhirnya si Operator nelpon tututOperator : "Halo bu, ternyata bener ngga ada yang salah, tarifnya emang segitu, waktu saya cek ternyata Cendana sama neraka pulsanya lokal.

Tiga Orang Membuang Barang Bawaannya

Di suatu pesawat terdapat tiga orang. Masing-masing orang tersebut berasal dari Arab, Australia, dan Indonesia. Ternyata Pesawat itu Overload, maka pilot pun berbicaraPilot: "Kepada seluruh penumpang diharapkan membuang sebagian barang bawaan anda!"Maka orang arab pun membuang 80.000 liter minyak bumiOrang australia dan indonesia berkata : "Itu Tidak apa-apa dibuang?"Orang Arab pun menjawab: "Ah! Tidak apa-apa kok! di negara saya mah, masih banyak!"Dan Orang Australia pun membuang 50.000 Kg IntanOrang Indonesia bertanya : "Itu Tidak apa-apa dibuang?"Orang australia menjawab : "Ah! Tidak apa-apa. Negara saya masih banyak"Orang Indonesia membuang 100 orang IndonesiaOrang Arab dan Australia Cemas : "Itu Tidak apa-apa? Tragis amat!""Ah! Tidak apa-apa. Negara saya masih banyak Koruptor" Jawab orang IndonesiaOrang Arab Dan Australia : ?????

High School Musical 3 - Right Here Right Now lyrics

Lyrics to Right Here Right Now :
Chorus
Both: Right Here, Right Now!
Troy: Oh, Right Now!
Gabriella: Lookin' At You, And My Heart Loves The View, Cause You Mean Everything!
Troy: Everything..
Both: Right Here, I Promise You Some how
Troy: That Tomorrow Can Wait,
Gabriella: Some Other Day To Be
Troy: To Be But Right Now
Both: There's You And Me.

Gabriella: Oh, We Know It's Comin'
Troy: Comin'
Gabriella: That It's Comin' Passed.
Both: But There's Always You and Me..
Gabriella: Oh yeah...
Troy: So, Lets Make This Second Last..
Both: Make It Last!

Troy: Right Here.. Right Now.. Yeah, Im Lookin' At You..
Gabriella: And My Heart Loves The View..
Both: Cause You Mean Everything! Right Here, I Promise You Somehow.
Troy: That Tomorrow Can Wait,
Gabriella: Some Other Day To Be
Troy: To Be! But Right Now
Both: There's You And Me.

Gabriella: Oh, We Know It's Comin'
Troy: Comin'
Gabriella: That It's Comin' Passed.
Both: But There's Always You and Me..
Gabriella: Oh yeah...
Troy: So, Lets Make This Second Last..
Both: Make It Last!
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Rihanna - Take A Bow lyrics

Lyrics to Take A Bow :
Oh, How about a round of applause, Yeah
A standing ovation
Oooooo, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

You look so dumb right now
Standing outside my house
Trying to apologize
You're so ugly when you cry
Please, just cut it out

[Chorus]
Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

Grab your clothes and get gone (get gone)
You better hurry up
Before the sprinklers come on (come on)
Talkin' bout'
Girl, I love you, you're the one
This just looks like a re-run
Please, what else is on (on)

[Chorus]
And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not
Baby when I know you're only sorry you got caught
But you put on quite a show
You really had me going
But now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow

[Bridge]
Oh, And the award for
The best lie goes to you (goes to you)
For making me believe (that you)
That you could be faithful to me
Let's hear your speech, Oh

How about a round of applause
A standing ovation

But you put on quite a show
Really had me going
Now it's time to go
Curtain's finally closing
That was quite a show
Very entertaining
But it's over now (But it's over now)
Go on and take a bow
But it's over now
[ Take A Bow Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

Pussycat Dolls-When I Grow Up

Pussycat Dolls-When I Grow Up

What's up you sexy, and you don't care what they say
See everytime you turn around you saying my name
What's up you sexy and you don't care what they say
See everytime you turn around you screaming my name

(Don't Yall)

Now I got a confession (haha, ha, ha ha)
When I was young I wanted attention(haha, ha, ha ha)
an I promised myself that I'd do anything (haha, ha, ha ha)
anything to get men to notice me (haha, ha, ha ha)

But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what it's like to be famous
When everybody know what your name is
Cause see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna see me, me on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, wanna step out on the seen

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

They used to tell me I was fooling,
until I popped up on the TV (lala la, la la)
I always wanted to be a superstar,
who knew singing songs would get me this far (lala la, la la)

But I ain't complaining
We all wanna be famous
So go ahead and say what you wanna say
You know what it's like to be famous
When everybody know what your name is
Cause see when I was younger I would say

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna see me, me on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, wanna step out on the seen

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

Yes I'm astouding me, I'm a trend setter, yes this is true
cause what I do no one can do it better
You can talk about me cause I'm a hot 'sup bitch
I see you watchin' me watchin' me
and I know you want it

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna see me, me on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, wanna step out on the seen

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

When I grow up I wanna be famous, I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up I wanna see the world, drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies
When I grow up,I wanna see me, me on TV, people know me, be on magazines
When I grow up, freshly cleaned, number one chick, wanna step out on the seen

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

But be careful what you wish for cause
you just might get it
you just might get it
you just might get it

Yeah
(Don't Y'all)

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